therealcaptainmorgan:

Me. Deeds climbed in there himself to hang out with Olive while I was cleaning my room. He liked her and wants to be around her. Small in the other hand … Not so much.

She can tell he’s eyeing her noms. #backoffcat

comicbookmama:

Following up on that kitty-and-tortoise gif…. This is what happened when my cat Willow discovered my tortoise Higgins.

FYI to fans of tortoises: don’t keep them in aquarium tanks. They’re too small, not well ventilated, and torts don’t understand glass.

A proper tortoise hab needs to be about 10sl x 5sl. SL is “shell length.” If your tortoise has a shell 6” long, the hab needs to be 60”x30” – and most tortoises get CONSIDERABLY LARGER than 6 inches.

notice how kitty knows to move outta the way when higgins returned heee

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

sweetyhigh:

Grumpy tortoise repeatedly headbutts Fred the cat. (x)

We saw a gif of this pair the other day.. but not the series! I’m now thinking someone wants to snuggle in that warm kitty butt? Or maybe Mr. Kitty is not acknowledging the grandeur that exists in a small shell. 

A Case of Who Done It

pointlessinformation:

I came home today to find my bedside table lamp knocked on the ground with the shade is broke.

I have 2 suspects.

Suspect #1

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Who: Sophie Sue Davis

What: A Black Domestic Short Hair Feline

Why: Because she can. Spite. Clumsiness.

How: She was screwing around, and lacking the normal grace of other felines, swayed her hips and oops the lamp went down. OR She is just plain rude and did the old paw swipe because she’s pissed I ran out of wet food.

Suspect #2

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Who: Owen Theodore Davis

What: A Red-Footed Tortoise

Why: Ignorance of size. Accident.

How: Doing is normal daily apartment laps, like one of those geriatric mall walkers, he found himself stuck. He often finds himself in these conundrums, seeing as to he is unaware that he keeps getting bigger, and can’t fit in places he used to (that’s what she said). He got himself stuck under my bedside table, panicked, and used his brute strength to lift the table- causing an earthquake-like affect when released and the table falls back causing the lamp to fall.

Who done it?

this is the best! hmm.. Looking at those two.. I think you Owen just feigns ignorance and when you’re gone? those two conspire to cause all kinds of trouble! So that’s my guess! Conspiracy!  

pointlessinformation:

She has no idea what’s coming. Da-na da-na. #tortoise #cat #sophiethecat #owenthetortoise #intensethriller #turnaround

after the shock wears off, they’ll befriend each other and form an alliance against the evil forces of HUMANS that control the noms. That or a certain kitty is gonna get a nip on the behind hehehe