bystrothetortoise:

Hannah tried to check on me and moved my shade hut over my water, so I decided to take advantage of this new set up and tried to get perfectly vertical. I can see the judges holding up their scores… all 10s!

bystrothetortoise:

Let’s celebrate! It’s destiny! Right after I learn that I love collard greens, they go on sale! 

Thank you Whole Foods for understanding my tortoise-needs.

slowly training the humans to enjoy only the foods we like to nom best..