mbguy:

Conan – A goat riding a African sulcata tortoise.

*sigh* did no one even brief Conan on the turtpocalypse? The tortoise taxi? Obviously the answer is no. Our tortoise friend was in the corner trying to file a request for added payment. He didn’t realize he would be on TV. The Tortoise taxi gig is one thing, but he’s got a SAG card damnit! 

countryboyskryptonite:

You guys have seen a couple of our dogs but that’s nowhere near all of our animals. Their is Turbo munchin’ on his pumpkin snack. Right now he’s smaller than a miniature pumpkin but one day he’ll reach 150 pounds and be bigger than a large one 🙂
And yes, this pumpkin is throwing up :p 

-E

hmm.. I think Turbo is a bit young to be enjoying a six pack of bud light And really you look nice and fit turbo, don’t start the dieting so early…

countryboyskryptonite:

You guys have seen a couple of our dogs but that’s nowhere near all of our animals. Their is Turbo munchin’ on his pumpkin snack. Right now he’s smaller than a miniature pumpkin but one day he’ll reach 150 pounds and be bigger than a large one 🙂
And yes, this pumpkin is throwing up :p 

-E

hmm.. I think Turbo is a bit young to be enjoying a six pack of bud light And really you look nice and fit turbo, don’t start the dieting so early…