Scenes from the #turtpocalyse.
The cats have rendered machines unusable while we torts storm the yard. Bow down human. This land is ours! bwahaha
“A meeting of the minds”. Or mindless. Depending on which one you are. 😂😂😂. #sulcata #tortoise #africanspurredtortoise #turtle
Strategy is an important part of the #Turtpocalypse. Particularly, the proper placement of decoys…
My in laws desert tortoise feasting. I love it when she eats 😍🌾🐢☀️
what do you mean those are the only dandies you brought me? #rude
Sometimes the smallest creatures surprise us. This is probably the smallest one I’ve seen of its kind. #turtle #tortoise #earth #photooftheday #creature #angelwoodinn #virginia (at Angelwood Inn)
Hello little one! you are quite the survivor aren’t you. <3
thrilling saga of me trying to interact w my tortoise & her not being interested
It’s hard to be the human *sniffle*
Zoya tried to pretend she was too old for the easter bunny but man was she excited when she found the most epic egg of all at during her easter egg hunt.
DANDIES! RADICCHIO!
Maybe being the humans shell baby isn’t the worst thing in the world.
Happy Easter shell friends! Dandies for everyone!
Wishing you a wonderful Easter.
Happy easter to you too, little shell friend!
Today me and Mango strutted our stuff on the catwalk for the Canadian Pet Expo costume contest. We didn’t win but I did get a modelling contract with Turtle Wax.
WOWZA! ‘I’m a mooooodel you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk.. on the catwalk.. on the catwalk yah!”
wait.. why is it called a catwalk? do you think you were thwarted by the fur beasts? I mean.. its named after them and all.. this sounds like a conspiracy..
Found this sandwich… #tortoise #spurthighedtortoise #mabelthetortoise #tortoisesofinstagram #Mabel #sandwich
little sandwich!
but you’re really more like a macaroon aren’t you. The cutest macaroon.
Crab: May I please have a ride?
Me: …
Crab: Please?
Me: …
Crab: Pretty please?
Me: …fine
*sigh* always the tortoise taxi never given a ride.