Irl I found a baby snapping turtle! I was just walking down the sidewalk and saw what looked like a toy turtle but when I picked it up, it started crawling in my hand! He was so cute! Look at his little claws and that adorable tail. I wanted to keep him and raise him to be my badass pet but, you know, my “responsible” side won out and I ran him over to the nearest pond that was like a hundred yards away. Set him in the brush and he scurried away. Hope he’s okay and grows up to be the fiercest lil mud dragon in that pond. I decided to name him Dukino. I did take more pics and a vid but my phone’s camera is shit and these are the most in focused of them but if people actually would want to see that, I could share it.