A party wouldn’t be a party without fun and games! After my excellent job guarding mini Bucky, I got to learn a new game: ping pong! Friend gckaf’s ping pong ball confused me: What’s a ping pong ball doing looking like a soccer ball???
Mom tried to teach me how to hold a ping pong paddle, but I was far more interested in the ping pong table itself. The net in the middle of the table was just high enough for my head and front leggies to fit under, but try as I might, I couldn’t fit the rest of me under the net! Out of my way, silly net!!
Bucky, do you see how rude this net is being?! How dare it not make way for someone as important as I am?!
Doesn’t it know you’re a shelleberity?!?!?