Happened upon Shannon in the garden earlier this morning :’) She’s my roommate’s tortoise who goes on epic adventures in our backyard, fancies falling asleep underneath red leaf lettuce, and loves eating bananas. My roommate says you can gauge a person’s evilness based on their like/dislike of turtles. You have to be pretty evil to dislike turtles.

Funny, your roommate and I seem to be on the same page. And if you’re evil enough to hate on a gorgeous shell like that? Watch your toes. 

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