‘Pet rock’ they say? ‘Do they do anything?’ they say? HA! #Tortoise and #Turtle skeptics eat Zoya’s dust! This video will SHOCK, AWE, and INSPIRE!!! #Turtpocalypse naysayers will fall to their knees!  You will never look at your tortoise the same way again!

Well… ok maybe not all of that but at the very least you’ll understand why I can’t turn my back on Zoya for a second. She never gives up when trying to get into trouble.