If you lick you can’t blame em when you get sick!
*sigh*.. when people get salmonella from turtles or tortoises? this is why Well really you’re probably not gonna get salmonella this way either but i liked the little rhyme I made. Either way I don’t recommend it. I’d be most worried that your tongue resembles the color of yummy nom noms and you might have a bite taken out of it.
you two could take that show on the road. Never realized that tortoises made awesome air guitars 😉