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Hey! new FRIEND! HEY! HEY! what are you doing? what are you doing? what are you doing? hey! hey! I can help. don’t you want to snuggle me? yeah you do.. look how pretty I am! ooh yes rub my head.. just like that.. wait. is that a camera? Is this being taped for TMZ? Oh hey…::Swim::: 

HEY! Hey camera person, yeah, I’m gorgeous.. look at me. you can be my friend too.. maybe.. but you should know I’m pretty famous down here in the ocean.. ya know.. I normally don’t give the paparazzi the time of day. So ya know.. don’t take too much footage of me and my man over there.. ya know.. we deserve privacy too! ::swim:::

Hey! Hey there.. don’t mind the camera over there.. we’re a power couple now. what? you’re busy? fine. ugh. stupid humans. I don’t think you’re ready for this… 

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