HES SO FUCKING CUTE I MISS HIM I need to stop posting about my tortoise but look at his stupid gaping mouth, I love himmm.

my dad dropped a brick on him once and he has a chipped shell, he’s blind, and he’s actually probably a she but after ITS fifty years of living being referred to as a he I don’t want to confused IT futher.

His body looks like its made from the skin of old people’s hands

He just swings his head round all day until someone puts food in it.


you mean his awesome dominant mouth showing you who is boss and how awesomely pink his tongue is!! I bet he misses you too! 

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