My boyfriend gets jealous of my pet turtle.

Me: *on the phone with my boyfriend* Oh, it’s 7!
Him: Time to feed J.T.
Me: Yep! *goes to J.T’s tank and talks in a high pitched-ish voice* Hey baby! Time for food!
Him: YOU CAN’T CALL HIM BABY, THAT’S MY NICKNAME!
Me: D’Awwww, are you getting jealous of a turtle? :3
Him: Yes! Yes I am!
Me: You’re so cute~ :3
Oh yea. See, even guys get jealous of my turtle. J.T’s just that sexy ;D